The Colvin Report: Always Protect Yourself... And Your Friends (Maybe)

Somewhere in America there is a man paying child support to someone he never slept with or for that matter touched in any sexual way. No he wasn't a sperm donor, or at least not in the traditional sense.

Imagine this. Two couples are in a car at the local make-out spot. The couple in the back seat starts to heat things up and wisely uses protection. After a few moments, the couple in the front seat decide to follow their lead. Unfortunately, the guy in the front seat wasn't prepared. So naturally he turns to his friend, "hey man, let me get a condom."

Thats where things turn ugly. The guy in the back seat was willing to go a little too far for his friend. He took off his condom and gave it to his friend. This friend without second thought turned it inside out and went to town.

Well... nine months later a kid pops out.

Tests come back negative on the boyfriend, you guessed it... the guy in the back seat practicing safe sex with his girlfriend got the girl in the front seat pregnant.

Fella's we can all learn a little something from this guy. Friends may share everything, but "everything" comes with a disclaimer. Used condom's aren't included.

This is a true story and the guy is paying child support for the next 18 years.