Saturday, April 12, 2008

The Colvin Report: Finally, The Democratic Battle Solved

The World Wrestling Entertainment "WWE" has extended an offer to Obama and Clinton to finally finish things once and for all, the American Way -- in the wrestling ring.

“Forget about who’s better prepared when the phone rings at 3 a.m., and find out who’s better when the bell rings.”

Finally, an answer to our problems.

Someone Explain this McCain ad

This has got to be the worst political ad of the last 5 years. Individuals this ad reminds us of:

Thomas Edison (b. 1847)
Ted Williams (b. 1918)
Theodore Roosevelt (b. 1858)

Did McCain go to grade school with these guys?

And what the hell is with the multi-colored smoke? And the History Channel narrator? And the misquoting of the honor code? And the headless rockstar? Did McCain's media shop really make this?

Monday, April 7, 2008